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British Hookers Almost Lost WW2



Not because they were ugly and damaged morale but because they almost gave the entire US Army V.D. That is, when they weren't robbing our men in green instead of giving up the rather copious-sized booty that made British women famous.

It ain't like the police would arrest those famous West End girls. I think you know why.

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