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Berkeley Feels So Strong About Insuring Racial Profiling They Break The Law To Defeat An Initiative Against It



The student government could face "criminal sanctions for theft, misuse of university funds and fraud," for spending student funds to oppose Proposition 54, according to UC legal guidelines. Could they face sanctions for being a bunch of smelly whiners trapped in 1968?

Graduate Assembly President Jessica Quindel said the funding is justified because Proposition 54 would limit graduate students' research. "The core mission of the GA is to advocate on the behalf of students for issues that expressly affect students," Quindel said. "We cannot afford to not advocate against Proposition 54."

I'm not a college student so I have poor grasp of things I know nothing about, like logic, but why do college students at Berkeley think 'by any means' only applies to them?

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