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Gray Davis Shows Why He's The New 'Governor MoonBeam'



Asked to explain his vision for the state:

"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth," he said.

Radical liberals, who love to ridicule the Yale-educated, Wharton-MBA'ed President Bush every time he mis-states a word, dismissed Davis' gaffe as him simply being exhausted from Clinton's visit, his campaign to hold his job ... everything except running the state, which is how he got in this trouble in the first place.

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