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Friend of Hillary Clinton And Head of CBS Says "This was very important for me, to document everything and give a very fair point of view" About Reagan In Their Film



So, in the interests of fairness, Nancy Reagan is a pill-popping control freak who makes decisions for the President based on her astrologer and Reagan's rescuing of the country from the Carter years never happened ... nor did the economic recovery.

Leslie Moonves, Chairman of CBS, sat next to Hillary at her husband's re-nominating convention.
The film stars two staunch Reagan-hating liberals, James Brolin and Judy Davis, and is produced by two avowed liberals, Zadan and Meron.

"This is not a vendetta, this is not revenge. It is about telling a good story in our honest sort of way. We all believe it's a story that should be told."

Uhhhh, yeah ... in the Bizarro Universe ...

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The Real Difference Between Democrats and Republicans



Republicans are more likely than Democrats to say they believe...
...in God (by eight percentage points)
...in heaven (by 10 points)
...in hell (by 15 points)
...and considerably more likely to believe in the devil (by 17 points).

Democrats are more likely than Republicans to say they believe...
...in reincarnation (by 14 percentage points)
...in astrology (by 14 points)
...in ghosts (by eight points)
...and UFOs (by five points).

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'Animal Rights' Activists Free Minks -- Who Then Eat Each Other



The Animal Liberation Front, who clearly know less about minks than anyone, still took it on themselves to free 10,000 of them from a farm. Not knowing that minks who aren't littermates are quite vicious with each other, the ALF must have been surprised when the minks started eating each other and attacking every creature around them.

ALF spokespeople said the environmental policies of George W. Bush are to blame.

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