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"Sorority Life" Finale



I finally got around to watching it ... if you aren't familiar with it, you didn't miss much. For one thing, college students are difficult to stomach anyway. It was hard enough when I was a college student.

The lesson? Take a sorority full of ugly girls who insist they don't want to be judged on their looks, introduce some attractive girls, and invariably the attractive girls will be discriminated against because they 'have all of the advantages in life.' In other words, the ugly girls will do exactly what they don't want done to them.

There, I saved you 8 hours of your life. Spend it watching "24" instead.

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