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VH1 Changes Hillary Boos Into Cheers



You know how the media keeps talking about 'suppression of dissent' since 9/11, right? Everyone heard Hillary Clinton walk onto that stage in front of firefighters and cops and get booed loudly. Apparently these guys are okay to risk their lives but not okay to express their opinions.

'Senator Clinton was booed when she walked on stage last October at a rock concert in Madison Square Garden to benefit 9/11 victims. It was shown live by VH1 but, as ABC's John Stossel illustrated in a July 20/ 20 special on media distortions, when the Viacom-owned cable channel replayed it sound technicians replaced the booing with cheering and applause. And that version is the permanent record VH1 put onto its DVD of the event.'

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