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Soon You May Get To Pay A 'World Tax'



Yes, its true ... but act now before opportunity passes you by.

You see, the problem is world poverty and the solution is, of course, money. If we just gave more money to poor people, their lives would be better. Much like we give poor people humanitarian aid now. Only, whoops, they never get it because the evil dictatorships take it all and sell it on the black market.

So well-known French crook Jacques Chirac has again proposed an international levy on ... you guessed it, us.

Note to all black Americans who think they have it bad. The average black person in the USA makes more per year than the average Swede. So guess who's going to pay most of the tax? Arabia, with its oil billions? Nope. Us.

So will this work? Sure, if there were never going to be any inflation again in the universe. Otherwise introducing cash to a poor economy simply drives up prices. And what happens when the financial markets simply move to countries where they aren't paying the tax?

I'm not even a Nobel prize winning economist and I can see the holes in this ... why is it that the head of a major European nation, with all of his advisors, cannot?

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