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Clinton's Head of the Presidential Advisory Council on AIDS In Molestation Accusation



Dr. R. Scott Hitt, an AIDS specialist and gay activist, is in trouble. Surprise, both molestations involved male patients. "In July of 1999, my life fell apart. I was diagnosed with metastatic colon cancer. My odds of recovery were very slim," Hitt said. While undergoing three surgeries in 45 days as well as chemotherapy, he said, "my judgment was impaired."

It's unknown if 'my judgment was impaired' will be allowed as a defense for heterosexual molestation cases in the future.

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