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Jenin - The Massacre That Wasn't



Why do people keep falling for this palestinian hoopie? Radiactive bullets? Drugged chewing gum, and now a massacre that never happened?

Now Arafat says they secretly snuck out all of the bodies ... how that happened with reporters everywhere outside Jenin is beyond anyone's guess, but paranoid conspiracy types will invent a way.

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