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Berkeley Again -- This Time Bush Knew About 9/11



They just get crazier and crazier. Unfortunately the sane ones graduate and move on ... leaving only the ones who adopt activism as a lifestyle. Getting a Congresswoman from GA to spout off isn't such a big deal ... people from Georiga will elect anyone ... but that she's so stupid as to do it on a radio station is a little surprising.

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