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Is Arafat Sweating Yet?



Here's a bit of diplomatic surprise for the PLO ... it doesn't matter how many left-wing darlings in the EU support you, it doesn't matter who in the US supports you ... it doesn't matter if even a week ago the improbable step of meeting with Colin Powell looked like it was going to happen, an obvious mistake in the eyes of many ... at the end of the day, you have to make peace with Israel. Encouraging young girls to blow themselves up in outdoor markets ( like this one ) will not do it. Arafat has assumed that the EU or the US would pressure Israel to agree to even worse terms than they were getting in the Clinton deal ... only now that he is surrounded he says he only wants the same thing he turned down in that deal. He cannot be trusted ... he has said publicly he will gladly lie for his cause ... Powell meeting with him only adds credibility to terrorist actions and it would send a signal to terror groups around the world that their conduct is acceptable.

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