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Remastered "Star Trek" - Set Phasers For Fun



I know The Next Generation had its day in the sun but anyone - and I will brook no argument on this matter - who contends that the original is not the greatest sci-fi series of all time instantly loses their nerd cred around here.

So if you are a TNG nerd - no, wait, if you can name more than three characters on any one of the later spin-offs - here is your chance for redemption. Episodes of the original Star Trek are being digitally remastered and will be heading into syndication again in honor of its 40th anniversary.

Since you're all scientists you know that "digital remastering" means pretty much anything you want it to mean, like "smurf" does to smurfs or "celibate" does to Paris Hilton. The folks doing the work want to assure you there won't be wholesale bastardization, like that guy G--rge L-c-s ( name omitted so he doesn't appear in a column of brimstone and fire and suck my soul straight to Hell ) did with Star Wars.

"We're taking great pains to respect the integrity and style of the original," Michael Okuda, a scenic-art supervisor on the Star Trek films and spinoffs for the past 18 years, told TVGuide.com. "Our goal is to always ask ourselves: What would [creator Gene] Roddenberry have done with today's technology?"

Blah, blah, blah. I want to see a big pleather Captain's chair and an Enterprise that looks like a Frisbee with a couple of batteries attached to it.

And they'll now be in High-Definition. Whatever that means. Like digital remastering, unless you have digital masters you're putting pearls on a pig so High Definition here will mean what CD versions of old music meant - the defects just become a lot more noticeable.

However, you'll finally get a chance to see your favorite sci-fi heroine in HD:

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Oops, wrong show. I mean:

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No, wait:

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Okay, the girls in the original Star Trek weren't all that hot. So if they're going to digitally enhance something in the show, they can start here:

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Science fiction sure has come a long way since then.

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Comments on "Remastered "Star Trek" - Set Phasers For Fun"

 

Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said ... (9:49 AM) : 

Lord help me, I hate the Star Trek. Is that show requiring viewing for every scientist and computer geek on the planet? If so, I wish to be beamed up to another dimension.

 

Blogger jinx protocol said ... (10:35 AM) : 

The chicks on Nip/Tuck are pretty hot. Is that a sci-fi show?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:03 AM) : 

Mr. Dyck, how can you hate Star Trek? That's like hating clean water. Need I point out to you there were episodes where they beamed down to alternate earths where they were gangsters and THEN to alternate earths where they were cowboys? I rest my case.

Mr. Jinx, I have never seen it, which is odd considering that Lady Scientist has about 160 hours of unwatched episodes clogging up my DVRs. So, yeah, point me to a hot pic of a Nip/Tuck chick looking sciencey.

 

Blogger Jay said ... (9:15 PM) : 

Should I be bothered that you didn't include a picture of Jolene Blalock in this post, or do you consider Enterprise to be the bastard son soap-style spinoff like most everyone else?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:11 PM) : 

JJ, yeah right. Next you'll be recommending Janeway. You're such a kidder.

 

Blogger Kshitij L said ... (5:32 AM) : 

Star Trek? What's Star Trek? It wouldn't be (gasp) that dumb, dumb old show with that bald guy, would it?

I haven't seen the original Star Trek, and after seeing he crap series on TV right now, I'm not sure I want.

Stick to Star Wars I will. Star Trek I will ignore. Pussies for Star Trek is. Yoda the ruler of the Universe is.

And Han Shot First.

 

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