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Have $25,000 burning a hole in your pocket?



Science shows you how to spend it.

Wait, you already guessed. Yes, I recommend you invest in a bronze casting of Suri Cruise's bowel movement.

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There was a time when I didn't respect Tom Cruise very much, but that was mostly because I thought he had to grab Katie Holmes by the hair because he was incapable of sticking his hand up her ass, like you do with a normal puppet:

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I have changed my mind. This guy's life is just a great big sundae of Awesomeness ... and selling a bronze casting of your kid's poop for $25,000 is the cherry right smack on top of it.

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Comments on "Have $25,000 burning a hole in your pocket?"

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (9:40 AM) : 

I don't know, Cash. I'm thinking that either one of us could sell our bronzed feces for at least 50 bucks.

 

Blogger Jay said ... (1:39 PM) : 

I'm pretty sure I read about a French artist that shit in a bunch of cans some 50 years ago before he died some, and they became priceless "works of art." With that said, how come I'm unable to make a comparable purchase from you off of Cafe Press?

 

Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said ... (3:29 PM) : 

That's a pretty big turd for a baby. Are you sure it isn't Tom's?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:08 PM) : 

Mr. Grunt, for $50 I would sell them your real penis.

Mr. JJ, if I am selling any reproductions of me and feces on the internet, it will go for a lot more than a $20 t-shirt.

Mr. Dyck, I did also think that was a lot of crap for a wee critter. Maybe Tom's Thetan overlords blessed his kid with some kind of advanced bowel system?

 

Blogger Chris Wilson said ... (7:57 PM) : 

I'd say that with that BM, the little one has already achieved Clear.

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (12:09 AM) : 

You know, Cash, I think as long as my Johnny stays put--non-Bobbit organization--I might consider that. We are talking about bloggerland tail, right?

 

Blogger jinx protocol said ... (10:36 AM) : 

My question is: how does one encase feces in bronze without altering the "subject"?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:59 AM) : 

Mr. Grunt, if you are willing to sell it on the internet I am willing to pimp you out. But I think you are betting you will find true love - not sores on your man-junk. And I am betting I will be right before you will.

Mr. Jinx, I am not sure. I am a scientist, not a ... well, not a guy who makes bronze castings of doody. I guess they waited until it dried?

 

Blogger DS said ... (12:59 AM) : 

WHAT KIND OF BABY poops that large.....fuck i was right not to have kids!

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (1:04 AM) : 

Here's to earning those sores! Start the tally, Cash. It's 2:00am and they are still coming in, here and there.

 

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