Have $25,000 burning a hole in your pocket?
| Science shows you how to spend it. Wait, you already guessed. Yes, I recommend you invest in a bronze casting of Suri Cruise's bowel movement.  There was a time when I didn't respect Tom Cruise very much, but that was mostly because I thought he had to grab Katie Holmes by the hair because he was incapable of sticking his hand up her ass, like you do with a normal puppet:  I have changed my mind. This guy's life is just a great big sundae of Awesomeness ... and selling a bronze casting of your kid's poop for $25,000 is the cherry right smack on top of it. |
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The Grunt said ... (1:04 AM) :
post a commentI don't know, Cash. I'm thinking that either one of us could sell our bronzed feces for at least 50 bucks.
I'm pretty sure I read about a French artist that shit in a bunch of cans some 50 years ago before he died some, and they became priceless "works of art." With that said, how come I'm unable to make a comparable purchase from you off of Cafe Press?
That's a pretty big turd for a baby. Are you sure it isn't Tom's?
Mr. Grunt, for $50 I would sell them your real penis.
Mr. JJ, if I am selling any reproductions of me and feces on the internet, it will go for a lot more than a $20 t-shirt.
Mr. Dyck, I did also think that was a lot of crap for a wee critter. Maybe Tom's Thetan overlords blessed his kid with some kind of advanced bowel system?
I'd say that with that BM, the little one has already achieved Clear.
You know, Cash, I think as long as my Johnny stays put--non-Bobbit organization--I might consider that. We are talking about bloggerland tail, right?
My question is: how does one encase feces in bronze without altering the "subject"?
Mr. Grunt, if you are willing to sell it on the internet I am willing to pimp you out. But I think you are betting you will find true love - not sores on your man-junk. And I am betting I will be right before you will.
Mr. Jinx, I am not sure. I am a scientist, not a ... well, not a guy who makes bronze castings of doody. I guess they waited until it dried?
WHAT KIND OF BABY poops that large.....fuck i was right not to have kids!
Here's to earning those sores! Start the tally, Cash. It's 2:00am and they are still coming in, here and there.