Have $25,000 burning a hole in your pocket?
|Science shows you how to spend it.|
Wait, you already guessed. Yes, I recommend you invest in a bronze casting of Suri Cruise's bowel movement.
There was a time when I didn't respect Tom Cruise very much, but that was mostly because I thought he had to grab Katie Holmes by the hair because he was incapable of sticking his hand up her ass, like you do with a normal puppet:
I have changed my mind. This guy's life is just a great big sundae of Awesomeness ... and selling a bronze casting of your kid's poop for $25,000 is the cherry right smack on top of it.