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I think 85% of men wish this was an infectious disease that would spread to all women ... and we'd have a whole planet full of hot, rich girls who can't talk. And not much competition from Nick Lachey types, because the only kinky thing they could think to do with her was wear her shoes.

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Comments on "This Is Supposed To Be A Bad Thing?"

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (12:32 AM) : 

Well, this sounds like a job for..........SCIENCE!

 

Blogger Chris Wilson said ... (7:21 PM) : 

Now only if she could lose her shirt. That would be something to Yahoo about.

 

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