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Top 10 Reasons My Faster-Than-Light Car Rules:

10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.

9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.

7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.

6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"

4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!

3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...

1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"
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Blogger Chris Wilson said ... (7:04 AM) : 

Is that what Physics Gurus have to do to get on the cover of Time? Man, you have to change that.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:30 AM) : 

I know! Space science used to be sexy. Now what are those guys working on? The space shuttle. Whoopee. It's time to get back to kickin' ass, scientifically speaking.

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (9:48 AM) : 

I agree with you here, Cash. I want to go to Mars! I'm dead serious about this too.

 

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