10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.
9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.
8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.
7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.
6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"
4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!
3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!
... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...
1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"
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post a commentSeen it. Now I will forever be cautious when I take a leak on an airplane.
Cash, why'd you cut me? Was it my lack of speed or finesse? I'll train harder, honest.
Ay carumba! I wasn't aware I did ... it is all fixed now. Did I leave anyone else out??
Thanks Cash. This new template is...well, new. The colors are great, btw. Damn, you must be working too hard on this.
Comments like that make the 8 minutes per day I spend all worthwhile!