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Christian Girls Beheaded In A Muslim Country - Happy Friggin' Ramadan



Indonesia isn't really a bad place for a Muslim country - though any time you need a qualifier it means it really isn't all that great a place. Muslims crashed planes into buildings causing thousands of deaths and billions of dollars in damage. Yet not a single Muslim was beheaded by a Christian as a result. Heck, some girl had her picture taken laughing at a Muslim guy's pee pee and we're civilized enough to think that is outrageous. Well, people who wanted to yell at Bush thought it was outrageous anyway.

But why go after Christian schoolgirls? I know, I know, Indonesia is the world's largest Muslim population and they're actually reasonably civil, but it doesn't change the fact bombings keep happening and young girls are being beheaded because they aren't the right religion. But it tells me the religion behind the beheaders is clearly the wrong one. Lots of Muslim 'scholars' living in non-Muslim countries will say the guys doing that aren't practicing true Islam. I love that argument. It's the same one Communists used to use about every Communist country as a way of defending Communism from attack. As if scholars living in western countries get to define what Islam is. In reality, the people actually practicing Islam in Muslim countries define what it is. And what it is ain't all that grand.

So, happy Halloween in America. Happy friggin' Ramadan to the ignorant savages in the third world who did this - again. And yeah, you can declare a Fatwah on my ass for being sarcastic. Like I care. I'll unload a clip in you just as soon as look at you. Only in savage dictatorships ( like Canada ) do they take away guns so people can't defend themselves when someone wants to behead a kid.

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