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$10,000 Will Teach Madonna's Kid Responsibility



$10,000 Will Teach Madonna's Kid Responsibility



According to reports, pop superstar Madonna has given her eight-year-old daughter Lourdes a credit card with a $10,000 limit.

Friends say Madonna hopes the exercise will teach Lourdes to appreciate the value of money.

"Minors are not usually allowed credit cards so she had to pull a few strings to get it issued in Lourdes' name," a close friend said to magazine In Touch Weekly.

"She is hoping to teach Lourdes to be responsible with money."

Let's see. Showering the kid with money and getting favoritism because of elite pop music status is a way to show a young person responsibility? If you want her to learn about being responsible for her actions, Ethel, why not show her your pointy bra video footage?

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Abortion Doctor Eats Fetuses



Abortion Doctor Eats Fetuses



A Kansas City abortionist is out of business after investigators discovered a grisly house of horrors at his clinic – with fetuses kept in Styrofoam cups in his refrigerator and one employee accusing him of microwaving one and stirring it into his lunch.

"I thought I had heard and seen every vile, disgusting crime scene, but was in for a new shock when I started this investigation," he would say later. Howard turned the matter over to the local district attorney and three state agencies.

Topping the list of horrors was an employee's account that she and others witnessed Rajanna "microwave one of the aborted fetuses and stir it into his lunch," as Howard recalled earlier this year when testifying before a Kansas House committee.

Rajanna denied the accusation. But he did keep fetuses in Styrofoam cups in the refrigerator along with food and drink.

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Bosnian Video Humiliates The Dutch Even More



Bosnian Video Humiliates The Dutch Even More



The next time the UN ( or anyone in Europe, for that matter ) insists their approach is the best way, take them back to Srebrenica circa 1995, when crazy Serbs rounded up 8000 Muslims and massacred them while the Dutch sat around smoking cigarettes and lamenting that they didn't have permission to stop it.

When you create a whole continent of wussies, you get wussy peacekeeping, plain and simple. So they may not like that the US got rid of a mass-murdering tyrant in Iraq but it sure beats the heck out of having to make excuses for negligence. The ICC is always wanting to haul some American or another up on war crimes charges but how many Dutch people have been prosecuted for this travesty?

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