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How the UK Will Stop Teen Pregnancy: Encouraging Oral Sex



Yeah, you have to be European to understand that one.

The scheme, which has been pioneered by Exeter University and is backed by the Departments of Health and Education, trains teachers to discuss various pre-sex 'stopping points' with under-age teenagers.

It aims to reduce promiscuity by encouraging pupils to discover 'levels of intimacy', including oral sex, instead of full sexual intercourse.

More than 100,000 children are now taking the course at one in every thirty secondary schools. It forms part of efforts to tackle Britain's teenage pregnancy rate, which is the highest in Western Europe.

You've seen British women, right? Without sex, how else are they going to get a man?

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