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Where Muslims Love The US -- Kosovo



Their savage religious brethren in other parts of the world, intent on keeping their repressive homocidal dictatorships intact, may be interested in hurting America ... but Muslims in the last country where the US went in to save Muslims can't get enough of the US.

"When I see scenes on television of people elsewhere burning American flags, I'm deeply hurt," said Dr. Besnik Bardhi, who runs a clinic in the southwestern city of Djakovica, where 1,000 people remain missing after the 1998-99 war. "If there is a God, his missionaries on Earth are Americans," he said.

Bardhi's wife was pregnant with their first child during Slobodan Milosevic's savage crackdown on Muslim ethnic Albanians in the Serbian province. The couple promised each other that if they had a girl they'd name her Madeleine, and Bill if it was a boy.

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