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German Economist Argues No War on Iraq But Stabs American Who Disagrees With Him



Police detained Frank Oesterle after he stabbed American John Flynn with a Swiss knife on Friday, Superintendent Maximo Calimlim, the provincial police chief in Cebu City said.


The 41 year-old American is confined at a Cebu hospital

with multiple stab wounds, but his life is not thought to be in danger.

Calimlim said Flynn and Oesterle, a 37 year-old economist from Munich, met at a bar in the beach resort of Moalboal near here and started arguing their countries' respective positions over UN Security Council resolutions on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

"When you're on a holiday, you better speak about nice food, beautiful women and white beaches," said the German, who said he would ask the American to forgive him. He would also urge police not to press charges.

Of course he doesn't think charges should be pressed. He is not the person who was stabbed. Just like Germans will say "Well, why did you listen to us?" if Americans are attacked by Iraqi chemical weapons in the hands of terrorists.

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