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Ted Turner Cares About Everyone, Unless He Has To Pay Taxes



He moved to Florida recently because that state has no income tax. He had been living there for a while but remained a Georgia resident because he wanted to retain appearances as head of TBS and CNN, both strongly linked to Georgia.

Turner announced Wednesday he will resign as vice chair of AOL Time Warner Inc. so he no longer needs that pretense. Especially if it will cost him a little money and help poor people in Georgia.

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