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Dems Leadership Committee Stops Telling Americans They Are Dumber Than The Intellectual Elite At The Top of the Party, Starts Listening



Maureen Dowd pontificates nicely here in response to their memo on Monday concerning the wreck that is their agenda.

"Close the cultural gap that, left unchecked, will give Republicans back a virtual lock on the Electoral College . . .," Mr. From and Mr. Reed exhorted. "Half that battle is simply respecting the values of mainstream America in the first place. We will never be the party that loves guns most, but we can respect law-abiding citizens' rights to own them. We will never be the pro-life party, but we can show that we want abortion to be rare as well as legal."

Indeed ... but actually saying that at the Democratic convention will get them shouted out. They've been taken over by fringe elements, Pelosi of San Francisco among them ... they know it and the American people know it.

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