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Michael Moore Loses His Mind



Moore, whose antigun documentary, "Bowling for Columbine," got a statue in the least-watched Academy Award broadcast in history said, ""The best way to make sure no American boys and girls are killed is to bring them home."

Uhhhh ... there were a lot of them at home on September 11th, Mikey. That's part of the problem. Multilateralists pandering to terrorists led to this ... it is solved by making the price too high for anyone to want to undertake it. You think the solution to the terrorist problem is for everyone to become Canadian.

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