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Europeans Find Bugging Device In UN Headquarters



Belgians immediately blamed "the Americans." Now, this is the same country that won't let a known murderous pedophile go on trial ... because they can't aquit him given the evidence and if they convict him he will disclose the names of the government members that used the child prostitution ring he ran with the victims before he killed them.

So it's no surprise the Belgians think everyone else is just like them.

What they don't realize is that if they were American bugs, they wouldn't have found them.

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