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S.F. Peace Protesters Decide Stealing Construction Equipment and Blocking Traffic Are the Best Way To Stop a US Invasion



Talk about peeing on your own carpet. Frisco ( they hate when we call it that ) is already among the most liberal cities in America ... 70% of them probably already disagree with the war on Iraq. Why infuriate them by punishing them when they already agree with you?

So these few hundred people made a nuisance of themselves and committed felonies to accomplish what? Did they think Bush was going to turn the troops around because a few smelly Californians clog traffic?

Even Willie Brown, not exactly a bastion of right-wing rhetoric, said, ""I've got to assume that these people are so misguided that they are actually aiding the enemy by doing what they are doing. Most of these people who are being arrested and have been arrested, probably more than 75 or 80 percent, are not San Franciscans. I just wish they'd stay in their own communities and protest rather than put the expense on us."

Of course, but they wouldn't get on the news then.

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