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Kofi Annan Says No Reason For War In Iraq



Because Hussein has said he has no weapons and the UN has been in there a few weeks and hasn't found any yet ... so therefore he must not have them. Isn't this the same UN that insisted anti-Israeli politicians should go to Jenin in order to confirm there wasn't a massacre? And to keep looking until they found one?

Annan has become the great appeaser ... he makes Neville Chamberlain look absolutely visionary.

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