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Gore Too Cheap To Pay For Bruce Tickets



Oh sure, he wants to see The Boss in concert ... he just didn't want to pay $75 each. Weeks after attending a lavish fund-raiser at an expensive Chelsea night club, Al Gore criticized the Bush administration for "working on behalf of the powerful, and letting the people of this country get the short end of the stick."

Yet I don't think Bush was asking for free Springsteen tickets. Also warming to Gore's pledge to fight for "working families" were many Hollywood billionaires. Notorious inseminator and Hollywood "producer" Stephen Bing ponied up $200,000. Actress and traitor Jane Fonda gave the Gore-Lieberman fund $100,000.

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