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The Only Reason I Mention This 'Hillary Goes On The Attack' Article?



The third paragraph: "Addressing the Democratic Leadership Council, AN ORGANIZATION PROMOTING CENTRIST POLICIES AND POLITICIANS, Clinton (D-N.Y.) cited upbeat statistics from the 1990s, ranging from the creation of 42 million jobs to 7 million people leaving poverty to the elimination of the federal budget deficit."

Uhhhh yeah ... Hillary is a centrist. Thanks for your unbiased look at the news, guys ...

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