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USA Today Data Mining Shows That Most Abuse Victims In The Church Are Male



How much do you think they spent on that study? They don't actually come right out and say it's a homosexual issue ... they say things like "Priests have easier access to boys" ( which makes no sense ) and that some adult women have been 'abused' by priests. Whatever ... as if those isolated exceptions somehow invalidate the overwhelming evidence of homosexuality.

Some of the stories cite teenage girls 'seducing' priests and blaming the priest for the abuse.

The evidence they never point out? 85% of the victims are males. That's a homosexuality issue, folks ...

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