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More Belgian Interference



The article starts off with "Never trust a person with a Belgian passport." From a fellow European, those words could never be more true. Not content with attempting to gerrymander 'international law' so that Belgian courts could try anyone, anywhere for anything, even if it the 'crime' did not involve Belgium or Belgians, they have now taken on Austria because they didn't like the person the Austrians elected.

Not to mention that their internal identity struggle over Dutch and French nationals has led the French side to admit almost anyone, including plenty of people with ties to terrorist groups. The place is rife with extremists who got Beligan passports on the express path -- bribery, the Belgian Mafia, etc.

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