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The Brits Have Their Own Terror Problem



The Irish terrorists probably aren't happy about all of the press being given to their palestinian brothers-in-spirit these days. Local police foiled what they believe was an attempted attack ... as if a car full of fertilizer had any other reason to be in London ... but no one is stating this was scheduled for the Queen Mother's funeral day. We all know you can bomb the Brits on most days but avoid the royal funerals.

We'd best hope the British don't take offense and attempt to root out the terrorists, else the EU will boycott them as well.

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