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Sam Bell On Ridiculous Title IX Rules



Like most liberal plans they mean well ... mandate quotas for sports teams so women can compete too ... but what happens instead is that more popular teams get cut to comply with federal quota laws.

1976 US Olympic Track Coach Sam Bell makes the case here that we aren't improving society by cutting scholarship programs for mens' sports like Track & Field that have minority involvement in order to replace them with women's sports like rowing. Think it's a silly example? It happened at Bowling Green last week.

The worst thing is that even at schools like Bucknell and Yale where Alumni offer to fund the programs to be cut, they can't ... because they have to meet the federal quota.

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