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Europeans Finally Realize The Spanish Are As Worthy of Scorn As The French



Europeans Finally Realize The Spanish Are As Worthy of Scorn As The French



So the Spaniards hang dogs at the end of hunting season. If there were more Portugese in Spain they would hang them too.

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