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Who Isn't A Fascist Over There?



The French, almost 20% of whom voted for Le Pen, are in a tizzy, and have given the reactionary EU a distraction from hating Jews. How can a free society protest someone's right to run for election? Okay, he's not a great guy, everyone knew that, but isn't protesting and using the bludgeon of politically correct thought the reason why 20% of the French voted for him? It's a rebellion, folks. The real fascists are the ones insisting he can't run for President.

The French "erupted in anger and shame" ... well, it's about time ... but there are lots of other reasons for that. Having a free election, even one where someone unlikable is allowed to run, isn't one of the reasons to be down on yourselves. The fact that the only other person to vote for is a cheat might be cause for concern ...

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