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Hawaiian Public Schools Limit Boy Scout Programs



Are they still a state? Why? We all know they hate everyone from the mainland ... why not give them to China? Their latest PC incursion is into the Boy Scout Oath ... because it includes talk of duty to God, and they feel that violates the 'separation of Church and State' interpretation of the Constitution.

Two groups,Scouting for All and Hawaii Citizens for the Separation of State and Church, said the program should also be banned from public schools because of the Scouts' national policy barring homosexuals from serving as adult leaders and because of the Scouts' reference to God.


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